Life is Steamy

eridanimpala: So I asked my mom what she thought the god tier...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:13:37 -0400

So I asked my mom what she thought the god tier symbols meant.

simonmarshallcolfer: help-the-fandoms-have-me: WHOA DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED If there were...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:12:42 -0400

help-the-fandoms-have-me:

WHOA

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

If there were hunters out there like Sam and Dean, or a secret organization called Torchwood, or the Doctor showing up, or fairies or wizards or demigods or whatever,

the ONE thing that would keep it completely secret

is if someone wrote a book or made a TV show about it

because by doing an internet search, all that would show up

would be the show or the book

and people will assume it’s fiction

but… what if?

the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:11:20 -0400

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

blinddarkness: rlmjob: welcome to my blog the sign looks like...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:11:05 -0400

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

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Sat, 18 May 2013 01:55:29 -0400

specimen-s: battor: samilaughingalonewithmia: katsplanet: yah...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:48:33 -0400

specimen-s:

battor:

samilaughingalonewithmia:

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

am i the only one who would just quit if that happened just no

if yahoo actually buys tumblr and redesigns it im definitely leaving

Guh…

That awkward moment when people talk about how much they had fun at something you're not invited to

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:48:17 -0400

dreamingiswhereibelong:

Friend (texting): Hey, this place is awesome! You’d love it! We’re having so much fun. You should’ve been here too!

Me: You didn’t invite me.

peetabreadark: My name is Katniss Everdeen..

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:47:44 -0400

peetabreadark:

My name is Katniss Everdeen..

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:47:28 -0400

anglosexual:

imaslytherinbitch:

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

this sounds like a really classy rap

lifeismymusical: walkamongstthestars: yupokay: unlimitedobsess...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:45:42 -0400

lifeismymusical:

walkamongstthestars:

yupokay:

unlimitedobsessions:

OH MY GOD

Rufus pls

THEY WIN

This would be more authentic if Ron’s pants had fallen down

superwholock-stuck: deanlovecastiel: YOU CAN JUST SEE IN THE...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:43:52 -0400

superwholock-stuck:

deanlovecastiel:

YOU CAN JUST SEE IN THE GIRLS FACES LIKE “NO I DON’T WANNA DIE I’M TO YOUNG BUT HE’S SO HANDSOME WHAT DO I DO?”

wAIT YOU MEAN TO TELL ME JARED PADALECKI WAS IN THAT MOVIE SHIT I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM WHEN I WAS LIKE 10 IS THAT DESTINY I SMELL

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Sat, 18 May 2013 01:42:48 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 01:42:21 -0400

glowpixie: I think this will always be my favorite gifset on...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:41:56 -0400

glowpixie:

I think this will always be my favorite gifset on tumblr

when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:49:11 -0400

when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it

#then everything changed when the Christians attacked

hauntedcum: they-call-me-nymphadora: fuckyeah-nerdery: ghdos: ...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:49:03 -0400

hauntedcum:

they-call-me-nymphadora:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

ghdos:

fuckyeahfeminists:

rhrealitycheck:

Did you know that pregnant women have been fired for using the bathroom to vomit, needing to carry a water bottle on the job, or asking to sit on a stool instead of standing in place all day? While employers have to make allowances like these for other types of temporary disabilities, a number of bad court decisions have encouraged them to feel they can get away with firing or mistreating pregnant workers with impunity.

It’s disgraceful and unacceptable that at a time when unnecessary budget cuts are decimating food, medical, and educational supports for low-income families, pregnant women continue to be pushed out of their jobs just as they take on all the expenses of having a new baby.

Read more about the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act
and take action by contacting your congressperson.

This is unacceptable. Pregnant workers need more protection. With a child coming up they need employment more than ever. Please contact your rep.

What kind of hellhole job won’t let you have bottled water? Jesus.

Hydrophobic wizards.

When I was pregnant, I got a write-up for using the bathroom four times in a three hour shift to vomit. After my baby was born, I was told that I could no longer pump breast milk in the break room and was forced to cross the street to a place where the door was locked and it would be less offensive to other co-workers. When I refused to do so and breast-fed my child in the break room instead, I was told, once again, that it was offensive and had to go across the street to breastfeed. Neither time were my breasts exposed, and none of those times were anybody but the administration at my job offended.

I worked with a woman who was pregnant and working the hardest job in the store, and all she wanted was a water bottle at her station during her shift. She had to fight like hell for it, she had to argue back and forth with corporate and when they finally allowed it, they gave her a deadline for when she couldn’t have water with her any longer.

stfuprolifers: kor71: If you think abortions ok, remember what...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:48:07 -0400

stfuprolifers:

kor71:

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.

Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.

bossanovabyss: gabzilla-z: nekobakaz: the-guardian-of-hope: m...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:32:35 -0400

bossanovabyss:

gabzilla-z:

nekobakaz:

the-guardian-of-hope:

mooneymannyinthesky:

overland-frost:

i-choose-archery:

yarrayora:

i-choose-archery:

i-choose-archery:

If CGI characters went to Hogwarts.

Dear Lord, the notes

Merida will be the typical Gryffindor, getting into troubles and hates Jack at first until she realizes that not all Slytherins are bad and not all Gryffindors are good. (Maybe she sees him being bullied by one of the Gryffindors idk) She likes hanging out with Rapunzel because she always help her with homeworks and preparing for adventures in Forbidden Forest.

Rapunzel is a pureblood Ravenclaw who once got kidnapped resulting in her parents reluctance in sending her to Hogwarts. But her thirst for knowledge and desire for friends convince them to let her go. She’s considered weird by the other Ravenclaws for being excited over the smallest things. Close to Merida and one time they argue about Jack being evil or not.

Hiccup’s father is a muggle but knows a thing or two about Wizarding World since his wife was a witch. The Hat immediately sorts him into the Hufflepuff and he feels his dad is going to be disappointed for not being in the “Hero House”. He becomes best friend with Jack fast, although he was a bit afraid of him at first.

Jack is an orphan muggleborn who got adopted by an old powerful wizard named Nicholas North Frost. He lived on the streets at first, making his wits and cunning much sharper than your average kids. When he heard one of his Housemates called his dad a “Traitorous Pig” for not supporting pureblood supremacy, he snaps and accidentally reveals himself as a muggleborn.

And then they became the first inter-house group study ever.

Woah, I fucking love this. If I were a good writer I would totally make it into a fanfiction

Bringing this back, alright?

((I agree with most of this. I think Hiccup belongs in Ravenclaw more, tbh.))

I need to watch two of the movies related to this, but so far, this gives me the squeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

I’m not usually into Hogwarts AUs but I wanna draw this

These house placements are all so absolutely perfect—yes, even with Hiccup in Hufflepuff rather than Ravenclaw. Let’s just take a look:

THE TRAITS OF THE HOUSES ARE:

Gryffindor:

Courageous/brave (lol)

Daring

Chivalrous

Ravenclaw:

Studious, with a passion for learning

Quick wit and wisdom

Rational and logical

Hufflepuff:

Steadfast and patient

Hardworking

Loyal

Slytherin:

Ambitious

Clever and cunning

Resourceful

So, those are the bare essentials of what make up the four Houses. To compare those to the characters listed above …

Merida is obviously blatantly courageous and daring. She constantly seeks out new adventures and thrills, and her thirst for adventure often leads her to being impulsive and rash (a trait commonly seen in Gryffindors as well). Nevertheless, she never means any harm to anyone and always tries to protect those around her. She might be mischievous and headstrong, but her chivalry tempers her daring.

Rapunzel, having spent most of her life locked in a tower, is incredibly studious. Being a Ravenclaw doesn’t just mean you’re smart; it means that you have a thirst for knowledge, which Rapunzel clearly does. After all, why did she want to leave the tower? To see the lights. Specifically, to learn about the lights and their significance. Rapunzel is all about new experiences and learning, and her quick wit saved both her and Flynn on numerous occasions. Ravenclaw is certainly a nice fit for her.

Hiccup is smart. I believe this is why someone above suggested Ravenclaw would be a better fit for him. After all, not only does he know a lot, but he’s resourceful and can put things together quickly, too. But all the same, I urge people to remember that there are studious, brilliant students in other Houses, too—look at Hermione Granger. She is quite literally the brightest witch of her age, yet she ended up in Gryffindor. Hiccup is very smart, yes, but that doesn’t make him a shoo-in for Ravenclaw.

Nah, Hufflepuff is a better fit.

Hiccup is smart, but he is also determined and patient. Once he sets his mind to a task, he doesn’t move from it, instead seeing it through to the end (see: training Toothless despite the fact that Toothless was a wild Night Fury, or opening the Dragon Academy, etc.). Yes, he can be a sarcastic deadpan snarker but that doesn’t change the fact that he gets stuff done once he sets his mind to any given task. He is also incredibly loyal; look at the way he’ll throw himself in danger to try and protect Toothless, or the way he’ll throw a race for Snotlout just because Snotlout is (kind of) his friend. Hiccup doesn’t abandon those he cares about, or throw them to the wolves; Hell, he sticks by those he doesn’t even like very much (see again: Snotlout) just out of a sense of loyalty and camaraderie.

Lastly, Hiccup is extremely hardworking. Look at how he kept trying to fight dragons in the beginning because he wanted to be useful. Look at how he made the weapons even when he couldn’t. Look at all of the effort he put into training Toothless when he didn’t have to, or how much he works at the Dragon Academy and to make life better for the dragons on Berk. Hiccup doesn’t slack off. He’s constantly finding new work to do.

So yeah, Hufflepuff is absolutely perfect for him, to be quite honest. And that brings us to …

Jack Frost, in Slytherin. This one is as easy as cake. Jack is ambitious—we see this in the way that he only agrees to officially join the Guardians’ task when he hears that his memories are at stake. His memories are something that he wants, thus putting something in the deal for him, thus he is interested (not that he didn’t care about kids, but as far as he was concerned up until that point, he could watch out for kids on his own, without needing to join the Guardians). He’s cunning and clever, always sharp of wit and tongue when trading barbs with Bunnymund, and also the only Guardian that can go toe-to-toe with and pose a real threat to Pitch (beyond Sandy, but Sandy is a special case). He’s resourceful, too, able to think of a new solution on the spot even when Pitch had them backed into a corner. Yeah, he’s definitely a Slytherin, and that’s probably why Pitch felt that he could tempt Jack to his side—because once upon a time, Pitch was a muggle-born Slytherin, too.

Astrid, I feel, would also be in Slytherin, because she has always been highly ambitious and competitive from the start. The fact that his best friend and girlfriend happened to be in Slytherin would probably earn Hiccup a bit of a reputation, but I highly doubt he would care. After all, his friends are his friends. His best subject would also be Care of Magical Creatures, obvs.

I think Toothiana would be a Ravenclaw, and Eugene/Flynn Rider a Slytherin. Merida’s little brothers, meanwhile, would follow in her footsteps and be Gryffindors.

And okay, I’ll stop now.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 13:27:36 -0400

oprahofhugs: gnomestuck: countfrankula: i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:26:06 -0400

oprahofhugs:

gnomestuck:

countfrankula:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

He sounds like Andrew Hussie.